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Fuck the Empire
by Thomas Chittum
(author of Civil War Two)
"Independence
Now!" chanted the virtually all-white crowd. The AP news item caption
should have been titled, "Anti-Imperial Secessionists Rally in Alabama."
Exasperated e-mailers often ask what they can do to help set things
right. I encourage them to explain to their friends that America is an
empire. Many people, especially the intelligent and rational, can be
convinced that America is an empire, and causing that shift in
perception is all important. Once people understand that America is an
empire, many can immediately also grasp that its breakup in a civil war
is a genuine possibility, a concept that would seem laughable before
they understood that America is an empire.
I can't stand right-wing talk show hosts and short-wave preachers and
conservative columnists. They gas on endlessly putting a moral slant on
every issue. They are preaching to the choir, jerking off their Amen
corner to get donations so they can forever hear the sound of their own
voice talking forever to the same old people in some sort of electronic
circle jerk. If these moaning, prancing moralists wanted to do some
real good they would hammer away at the concept of America being an
empire, using the word damn near every sentence. Every talk show I'm a
guest on it's always the same circle jerk. The host, usually a
right-of-center type, wants me to express a moral opinion on some
recent controversy, the Seattle riots or the Diallo case or whatever.
I try to explain that I couldn't care less about how he or his
listeners sort out the actors into piles of good guys and bad guys. I
try to explain to them that such controversies are exactly what you can
expect in a diverse empire and that because we are an increasingly
diverse empire we'll break up in a civil war when the circumstances are
just right. If you want to do some real good, keep hammering away at
the concept of America as an empire when you talk to your friends.
When discussing any current event with them, first ask yourself if the
event and its outcome are what one would expect to see in an empire. If
so then explain the event and its outcome to your friend in the
framework of America being an empire. Take the news item below for
example. Can one expect to find secessionists in an empire? Of course.
We broke away from the British empire, after all. If your friend goes
off on some moral tirade, praising or condemning either side, just tell
him that controversy and moral disagreements abound in empires because
the agendas of the various groups are mutually exclusive, and therefore
the various groups in any controversy come to perceive each other as
immoral. Tell your friend that when an empire, any empire, has an
entire geographic region full of disaffected subjects it is tottering
on the edge of civil war, and that the Southwest will be our first
region full of disaffected subjects, Hispanics, probably about a
generation from now. Just keep hammering away at the concept of America
as an empire.
Ladies. and gentlemen, when the demographic stats hit the military fan
in this stinking, sinking empire I want all to understand that it is
exactly the result of America being an empire, and that this empire can
never be the friend - either in concept or practice - of anyone except
the super wealthy imperial elites, the NWO types. I want all - black,
white and Hispanic - Christian and atheist and Jew - liberal and
conservative - to hate this empire and refuse it assistance of any
sort, especially military service, so that its Glorious Imperial
Legions will be slaughtered and defeated in the Southwest a generation
from now, and I can have my full rights of citizenship restored in a
land free of Bongonians. And since I'm such a live and live type of
guy, just for the record I'm perfectly willing to let the Bongonians
have their own slice of our Glorious Empire, where they can bitch and
play basketball and snort crack.... and starve to death.
Fuck the red, white and blue imperial American rag flag, and I couldn't
care less if that offends all the flag waving "patriots." I'm a
secessionist and I'd rather pee on the imperial American flag than
salute it. The "patriots" at World Net Daily and VCT can salute their
rag flag all they want, that's for suckers. I didn't write my book to
repair the Glorious Empire. I wrote my book to kill it and bury its
stinking carcass. It's about 3:00 AM Jersey time, and I'm drunk, and
I'll doubtless regret the vulgar nature of this bit of writing
tomorrow, but right now I feel just fucking fine. A urine-soaked death
to the Glorious Empire!
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